iamthewalrusandfriends:

milesmalpractice:

John explaining the concepts of birthdays and the sun to Sean, 1979.

“You have to be each number for a whole year, and a year is three hundred and sixty five days. That’s how long a year is, three hundred and sixty five days.”
“Oh. Well. I love you.”
“I love you too, sweetheart.” 

pauliterotica:

[NORWEGIAN WOOD RE-WRITE] LYRICS

“NORWEGIAN STICK”

I once had a Paul, or should I say, he once had me…

He showed me his dick, isn’t it slick, Norwegian stick?

He asked me to stay and lay anywhere

So I looked overhead and noticed there wasn’t a bed

I layed on the rug, and was stuck, waiting to fuck

We screwed until two and then he said “It’s time for head”

He told me he had to sing in the morning and started to rock

I told him I didn’t as I crawled toward his cock

And when I was done, and he had come, John wanted some

So I took his dick, isn’t it slick, Norwegian stick?

YOU HAVE TO PUT THE SONG ON AND READ THE LYRICS, IT IS ALMOST LIKE JOHN IS ACTUALLY  SINGING IT.